Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!
me: …really?
does it even work?…
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.
- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
carly rae jepson - call me maybe
the computer froze AND IT WOULDN’T STOP
C͐ͬ̀́҉̴̠̣̣̮̗̻͉̬͎̥̲̯̼̯͝ͅȂ̴̰̮̙̳͎͙̰͉̪̠͖͕͚̠̝͓̭͂̃͋̆ͭ̏̿̄͂̐̌ͮ̃̓̂́͡L̶̸̴̨̗̘̗̯͉̮͎͖̩̼̱̘̘̜̞̖̪̟̤̊͊̍L̡̢̡̦̮͉ͦ͛͛̆ͩ̎͋̚͟͝ ̴̷̲̞͇͍̮̟͖͍̬̖͇̟̖̰̳̣̘̤̐͆̈́̀͆̃̄͒̐͗͝͞M̨̛͖͚̤̳͊̑́̎̓͊͂̇̌̔̕E̶̗̩̪̍͛ͫ͐̐͑ͨ̍͂͌͒̀͆̑̚͡͞ ̾͆̈ͮͮͭͨ͋͆̅̊̊ͨ̌ͦ҉̶̵͖̺͙͚̬͙̰͚̥̝͟͜ M̞̳̰̻̺̭ͩͮ̅̅̆̉͋͛̔̑̐̈͊ͭ͘A̶͉̤̜͖̞̫͉̲̗̽ͫͭͯ́͞͞Y̷̡̠͉͔̝̦̺̝͕͍͍͍͙̦͙͕̟ͪͮ͒ͦͫ͐͂͘ͅ B̬̣̘̙̠̥̝̰͉̭ͤ̓ͬ͑ͨ̈ͤ͛̀̓ͯ̏͛̊ͩ̕͞ E̎͊̓̎͑̏ͧ̃̄ͤ͏̵̢̬̗̣̦͚̹̫̠̳͙̬
i am disturbed but also laughing.
CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME.
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
IT FEELS LIKE A DEMON IS SPEAKING OH GOD NO GET IT AWAY.
“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
